only half the problem is my lack of a clue

ok, so i was a little traumatized by my experiences at the mean-people’s bridal shop (um, i typed “bridle” first — not sure what that’s about!).  not because they were mean, finally.  and not even because the dresses were for stick people, believe it or not.  just because, well, it was SO WEIRD.

first of all, of course they don’t have any dresses like i want.  they don’t even have any catalogues with pictures of dresses that i want.  BUT THEY MADE ME TRY THEM ON ANYWAY!

it went better than i would’ve thought.  and i did really almost kind of like one of the dresses, despite its strapless-ness (and despite the fact that it was obviosly designed for an amazon, er, a slightly overweight amazon — the top of the strapless part was practically tickling the bottom of my nose) and despite its chocolate-y color they SWORE it was also available in white or ivory).

i also talked to the seamstress there.  she swore up and down that sleeves are not something to add to a dress.  straps?  no problem (depending on the dress).  sleeves?  no way.  buy a bolero.

i don’t LIKE boleros.

what do you recommend?  i will go back to see my BFF at the other dress shop, but after that, i’m out of dress shops.  suggestions?  help!